Oi Vey. Holy Cow. Oh My God. Wow.

thingsonhazelshead: Getting some weekend sun….

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:53:01 -0400

thingsonhazelshead:

Getting some weekend sun….

the-absolute-best-posts: buzzfeed: Local news is the best.

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:48:07 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

buzzfeed:

Local news is the best.

mrs-poomz: the-winchester-initiative: lezgirlsrock: What an...

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:46:25 -0400

mrs-poomz:

the-winchester-initiative:

lezgirlsrock:

What an excellent, succinct representation of that.

This is perfect

Oh well, this.

scarecrows: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2...

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:45:03 -0400

scarecrows:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

#even my vagina has taxes

Never has a post better depicted Alex and her love of selfies

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:48:37 -0400

Never has a post better depicted Alex and her love of selfies

geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic...

Tue, 28 May 2013 05:42:05 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

iradescent: khaleesi: ceepers: thechosenjuan: bunnydeerest: ...

Tue, 28 May 2013 02:54:45 -0400

iradescent:

khaleesi:

ceepers:

thechosenjuan:

bunnydeerest:

moodgelet:

A short documentary on “love-shy” men. Love-Shy men believe they are afflicted with a condition that prevents them from interacting with women. They ultimately fail to have relationships with women, and often die virgins. “Involuntary Celibates” are men who approach women all the time, but are always rejected. These men congregate on an online forum called Love-Shy.com. In the film, they meet up “IRL” - in real life along with the female filmmaker and “pretty boy” sound guy.

“I’ve been rejected by over 1000 women in real life, 2000 online and I aim for the ugliest, most obese women I can find and I still can’t get anyone”

>that “pickup artist” implying he can get women, god he’s a fuckwit

All of those terrible excuses like “I don’t like getting with random women I meet at clubs”, “I could have but I didn’t”

“women have it easy”

that major burn when the neckbeard collective call the “pretty boy” sound guy(who actually gets women) out for having “feminist views” and he replies with “Yeah I agree that women are people” and the butthurt that follows

And that’s only the first half I’m going to explode I hate these kinds of people

Jesus Christ is this a joke

A round of applause for the woman who made this and showed just how fucking self-deluded and sexist these men are just because they’re not getting fucked. Amazing.

I like how the dude who’s like “the only reason I’m Incel is because of my looks, period” is the same one who said that the idea that women are people is bullshit. C’mon son.

“women just don’t want to fuck me, I don’t get it, it’s not like they have real feelings, those bitches”

The guy with the long hair who thinks that he can write a book about fat chicks because he knows so much about him is just. UGH. The pick-up artist guy is so aggravating too. But the guy who runs the site or whatever doesn’t seem all that bad imo. Idk. I think if he’s the only one who isn’t super misogynistic among those three.

you-sit-the-fuck-down: reasonrules: hermione-ganja: A...

Tue, 28 May 2013 01:14:42 -0400

you-sit-the-fuck-down:

reasonrules:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

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brigantes: girls on their periods

Tue, 28 May 2013 01:13:49 -0400

brigantes:

girls on their periods

m0difiedlife: makeupbag: bloodstainedbikinis: galactic-gal:...

Tue, 28 May 2013 01:13:04 -0400

m0difiedlife:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

Important commentary bolded.

yes. finally. for fucks sake.

djlegz: I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:44:52 -0400

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:41:26 -0400

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

kaimialaimaka: seriouslyamerica: New favorite meme: Old...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:40:04 -0400

kaimialaimaka:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Everyone I’d like you to meet my father.

arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:39:18 -0400

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

the-womens-diaries: I saw this last year when I was in...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:37:10 -0400

the-womens-diaries:

I saw this last year when I was in Spain.

It means ‘I love you does not equal I own you’

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:59 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:54 -0400

deadfelinesociety:

there is nothing romantic about

not knowing you’re beautiful

loving someone until they learn to love themselves

please stop romanticizing low self esteem.

it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem

it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.

densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:48 -0400

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

dietchola: what a great recovery

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:41 -0400

dietchola:

what a great recovery

niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:35 -0400

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…