if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Local news is the best.
Never has a post better depicted Alex and her love of selfies
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
A short documentary on “love-shy” men. Love-Shy men believe they are afflicted with a condition that prevents them from interacting with women. They ultimately fail to have relationships with women, and often die virgins. “Involuntary Celibates” are men who approach women all the time, but are always rejected. These men congregate on an online forum called Love-Shy.com. In the film, they meet up “IRL” - in real life along with the female filmmaker and “pretty boy” sound guy.
- “I’ve been rejected by over 1000 women in real life, 2000 online and I aim for the ugliest, most obese women I can find and I still can’t get anyone”
- >that “pickup artist” implying he can get women, god he’s a fuckwit
- All of those terrible excuses like “I don’t like getting with random women I meet at clubs”, “I could have but I didn’t”
- “women have it easy”
- that major burn when the neckbeard collective call the “pretty boy” sound guy(who actually gets women) out for having “feminist views” and he replies with “Yeah I agree that women are people” and the butthurt that follows
And that’s only the first half I’m going to explode I hate these kinds of people
Jesus Christ is this a joke
A round of applause for the woman who made this and showed just how fucking self-deluded and sexist these men are just because they’re not getting fucked. Amazing.
I like how the dude who’s like “the only reason I’m Incel is because of my looks, period” is the same one who said that the idea that women are people is bullshit. C’mon son.
“women just don’t want to fuck me, I don’t get it, it’s not like they have real feelings, those bitches”
The guy with the long hair who thinks that he can write a book about fat chicks because he knows so much about him is just. UGH. The pick-up artist guy is so aggravating too. But the guy who runs the site or whatever doesn’t seem all that bad imo. Idk. I think if he’s the only one who isn’t super misogynistic among those three.
A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.
SCREAMING
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As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.
yeah, guy here, top looks way better
You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.
Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?
No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.
And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”
But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.
This^
Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.
Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.
Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to
Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies
And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick
^ BOOM!!
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yes. finally. for fucks sake.
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
Everyone I’d like you to meet my father.
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
